| friend: | someone told me you look like an owl |
|---|---|
| me: | who? |
| the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard. |
If you don’t wanna be with me anymore, tell me, okay?
You don’t have to force yourself to be with me just so I don’t get hurt. It’s gonna hurt no matter what. You don’t have to talk to someone else behind my back or secretly hang out with someone else & grow feelings for them, while I’m here thinking you’re still into me. Don’t put me through that, I don’t deserve that shit. Yeah, it’ll hurt but at least it won’t hurt as bad as you fucking me over while we’re actually together.
(via releasinginsanities)
