May 2013
person: i like you
me: why
I have wanted to kill myself a hundred times, but somehow I am still in love...
– Voltaire (via bootylady)
adorability:
I love when you become so close with someone that you can see parts of each other in one another and you begin to say the same things and steal lines from one another and have a similar sense of humor and can exchange an inside joke with just a glance you don’t even have to talk because you have such a strong connection with them and you can sit in comfortable silence but also talk...
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
stoic-mind:
one day, when things get better, I won’t close myself off anymore. I’ll act more like myself and I’ll care like I used to. I’ll make the effort and I’ll reciprocate unwaveringly.
But it just so happens today’s just not that day.
In other news, yesterday my mom pointed out how my ankle randomly makes a cracking noise as I walk and now I’m getting paranoid.
morphinginthepuhsea:
therenaissanceratchet:
popitfadatnigga:
lyricalafrodsiac:
popitfadatnigga:
i watch shows i know no one else watches.
it makes me sad i dont have no one to discuss them with.
like what?
property wars, storage wars, etc.
parking wars FTW!
i watch storage wars all the time…
talk to me when you start watchin things like river monsters and sons of guns
mermaidsandmisandry:
things i dont need in my life:
wasps
those stringy things on the banana
commercials on youtube
I could start fires with what I feel for you.
– David Ramirez, Fires (via perfect)
iceepr1ncess:
literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
I was prepared, but it still hurt.
– Hiro Fujiwara (via savannahblair)
do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop
niftynicky21:
sexualbread:
*smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend
I am tired of being tired.
arandomwhitedude:
Shoutout to girls who i’d never be able to get with but still laugh at my jokes
The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too...
– Ernest Hemingway (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
sorryforpartybarackin:
OH ‘sexually active’ i thought you said ‘radioactive.’ well in that case, no. i am not
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
jay-z-r-us:
tumblr is great because I know the plotline of at least fifteen different tv series without ever having seen an episode
givemetrills:
today is brought to you by the word : no
zeram:
maozedung:
homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve
i almost spit everywhere
theblackship:
why cant people appreciate how much effort I put into not becoming a serial killer